Gullkorn fra barnemunn

Kom over noen gullkorn av barn fra en katolsk grunnskole der barna ble spurt spørsmål angående Det gamle og Det nye testamentet. Her er noen av de direkte svarene og tilbakemeldingene barna gav.

- Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark, which the animals come on to in pears

- Samson was a strong man who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah.

- Moses led the hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients.

- Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

- The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.

- David was a hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. he fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.

- When the three wise guys from the east side arrived, they found Jesus in the manager.

- Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you. He also
explained, "a man doth not live by sweat alone."

- It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.

- The people who followed the lord were called the 12 decibels. The epistles were the wives of the
apostles.

- One of the oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.

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